I’m@Work – The One-Up Daves.

Produced by Christian Monzon.

Written and Directed by Adam Fike.

Director of Photography Mark Ryan.

Featuring Zack Beseda and Steven Randolph.

INT. OFFICE BREAK ROOM – DAY

Two guys named DAVE eat lunch. Dave #1 pulls out a nose hair. Boing. It’s long.

Dave #2 studies it. He digs deep. Boing. His is longer.

DAVE #1: Nice. I can do better. Dave #1 digs deeper. Boing. It’s even longer. He smiles.

Dave #2 centers himself. Takes a deep breath. Boing. The longest yet.

DAVE #2: Ha! Beat that!

Dave #2 picks up an empty coffee cup and walks toward the office kitchen, leaving Dave #1 to contemplate his nose.

Behind him, Dave #2 hears a loud POP. He turns. Dave’s eyeball dangles from a thick nose hair.

DAVE #1: Dave. Can you call me an ambulance?