I’m@Work – Call Home.

Sketch Comedy Featuring Ben Begley and Christian Monzon.

Produced by Christian Monzon and Adam Fike.

Adapted from a funny old joke and directed by Adam Fike.

Director Of Photography, Mark Ryan.

INT. OFFICE – DAY

A BUSINESSMAN dials home from a phone on his desk. We faintly hear a

WOMAN’S VOICE through the phone.

BUSINESSMAN: Hello Consuela. Is Susan at home? May I speak to her? Where? I’m sorry, where? With who? Who? No. I don’t know her new boyfriend. Wait. No. Don’t interrupt them. Just let me think a minute.

He sets down the phone in shock.Panicked, he thinks for a moment. He picks it up.

BUSINESSMAN: Ok. Here’s what I want you to do. Go to the hall closet. There is a shotgun there. Get it and come back to the phone.

He waits.

BUSINESSMAN: Alright. Is it loaded? Good. I want you to go upstairs and shoot them both. Shoot them right there in our marriage bed. Do it now!

He waits. Through the phone: Two gunshots.

BUSINESSMAN: Excellent. Now I want you to throw both their bodies into the swimming pool. What? The pool. In the back yard . . .

He looks at the phone.

BUSINESSMAN: Wait a minute. Is this 310 . . . No? Ah. Terribly sorry.

He gently hangs up the phone.

END

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