Bonus Wally Panther: A Dark And Stormy Night (Satire)

Produced by Christian Monzon.

Written and Directed by Adam Fike.

Featuring Ben Begley and Bryan Kirkwood.

Filmed by Peter Castagnetti.

EXT. STREET – DAY

CAMERA POV: WALLY stands in front of the sign for a local church.

CAMPAIGN MANAGER (O.S.): Ok. Go.

WALLY: Hello. My name is Wallace Panther and I would like to be the next treasurer of the Lutheran, Anglican, Roman Catholic, Jewish League. Some of you might know me from local Toastmasters events. Hi there fellow toasters. The toast is on fire! But I digress . . .

The camera points at the ground.

CAMPAIGN MANAGER (O.S.): Look. You probably need to just get to what you’re saying.

WALLY (O.S.): Right. Yes. Good. Thanks. Ready.

The camera points at Wally.

WALLY: Folks. Some of you may remember a night, not so long ago, a night not quite as sunny as it happens to be out here today, in fact exactly the opposite because . . .

The camera points at the ground.

WALLY (O.S.): Sorry. I got it. I got it. One more time.

The camera points at Wally.

CAMPAIGN MANAGER (O.S): Ok. Go.

WALLY: Friends, it was a dark and stormy night in my soul the first time I opened the doors to Saint Marks and was welcomed into the loving arms of…

The sign behind him doesn’t say Saint Marks. It’s a different church. The camera points at the ground.

CAMPAIGN MANAGER (O.S): That’s not Saint Marks. I think that’s an Episcopal church.

WALLY (O.S.): What? Must have been that one over there. I think. Why do these places all look the same?

The camera walks with him, crossing the street.

WALLY (O.S.) We can cut all this together, right?

CAMPAIGN MANAGER (O.S.): Cut all what together? 

END