I’m@Work, Please Hold
I’m@Work – Please Hold.
Sketch Comedy featuring Brynna Campbell and Ned Hosford.
Written and Produced by Christian Monzon and Adam Fike.
Directed by Adam Fike.
Director Of Photography, Mark Ryan.
INT. RECEPTION AREA – DAY
The elevator opens.
A JOB APPLICANT, resume in hand, approaches the RECEPTIONIST. JOB APPLICANT: Hi, I’m here to see . . .
The phone rings. The Receptionist answers.
RECEPTIONIST: One sec . . . Good morning. Yes, please hold.
The Receptionist sets down the receiver, picks up a Key-tar and plays into the phone. A light on the phone blinks. The Receptionist transfers the call.
RECEPTIONIST: Hi!
JOB APPLICANT: Hi. I have an interview with . . .
The phone rings. The Receptionist answers.
RECEPTIONIST: One sec . . . Good morning. Yes, please hold.
The Receptionist plays the same song.
RECEPTIONIST (into the phone): Your call is important to us. Please hold and someone will be with you shortly.
The Receptionist transfers the call.
RECEPTIONIST: Sorry. It’s just been crazy today. How can I help you?
JOB APPLICANT: Know any Neil Diamond?
The Receptionist takes the Applicant’s resume.
RECEPTIONIST: You know, I think you’re going to fit in just fine around here.
END
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